My Dirty Crown

My Dirty Crown They told me to go shopping with them They were simply making a few quick stops to pick up a birthday present for a friend No big deal right I should have known better Nothing with this group ever go

  • Title: My Dirty Crown
  • Author: Grace Risata
  • ISBN: null
  • Page: 370
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • They told me to go shopping with them They were simply making a few quick stops to pick up a birthday present for a friend No big deal, right I should have known better Nothing with this group ever goes quite as planned One minute I m minding my own business, thinking I m about to have a quiet date night with my boyfriend, but the next thing you know I m shooting a crThey told me to go shopping with them They were simply making a few quick stops to pick up a birthday present for a friend No big deal, right I should have known better Nothing with this group ever goes quite as planned One minute I m minding my own business, thinking I m about to have a quiet date night with my boyfriend, but the next thing you know I m shooting a crossbow and getting involved in the most bizarre beauty pageant I ve ever seenTE This 14,000 word short story tells the tale of one night of adventure when a quirky woman joins her ex mafia friends for a very memorable experience This story is set in the My Dirty Detour world, however it is not necessary to have read that book in order to understand this story Please be advised, there is vulgar language This is a stand alone story with plenty of humor, crazy characters, and NO cliffhanger.

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      Published :2019-06-07T01:35:22+00:00

    About "Grace Risata"

    1. Grace Risata

      I would first and foremost like to thank everyone for taking the time to give my stories a chance My goal is to take you out of your world, and all the stresses that go along with everyday life, and bring you into my world of romance and fantasy I have a special weakness for hot alpha males and the feisty heroines who love them Above all else, I hope you get a laugh out of my books I aim to incorporate as much comedy into my romance as is humanly possible My professional biography is as follows I m not sure why it s in the third person, evidently that s the rule Grace is happiest when reading, eating Portillos hot dogs, and patiently waiting for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.Please check out my website for all the latest news, info, and crazy blog posts gracerisata.wordpress

    321 thoughts on “My Dirty Crown”

    1. This is a Dirty Detour that everyone should make!I love the characters from this series like crazy. From the seriousness of their organised crime connections and enforcer roles to Dmitry being a drag queen, I kid you not, this stuff happens in Grace Risata's mind, but it all blends together, and brilliantly so. It's at moments like these when I suddenly wonder where I went wrong in life, where did I take the turn that involved losing my dignity and my underwear all in one night?This novella may [...]


    2. Reviewed on behalf of The Book Boyfriend Addict (bookboyfriendaddict). A complimentary copy was provided in exchange for an honest review.“Everyone needs to relax and get ready to have a night of adventure. No fighting, no pressure, no complaining. Just live in the moment, okay?”I haven’t read My Dirty Detour yet (hangs head in shame) so I wasn’t familiar with this “world” yet but no worries, the prologue did a great job of giving me the cliff notes version so I could get a sense of [...]


    3. Short stories aren’t my go-to reads. I usually end up cursing the authors because I just didn’t get to spend enough time with the characters and inside their world. So, yeah, if your name isn’t Joyce Carol Oates, or Edgar Allan Poe I probably won’t pick up your short stories *hangs head in shame*. But let me tell you I’m so glad I picked up this one. I loved the plot, the humour, but above all I loved all the characters. Rocky, Violet, Dmitry, Sergio, Violet, Vaisly… They have taken [...]


    4. Omg My Dirty Crown was freaking hilarious!!I wasn't expecting a free copy for my honest review and I am so happy that I did!!I havent read any of the other books in the Detour Series but if they are as HILARIOUS as what I read in My Dirty Crown. I need to get started like yesterday!!Even without all the back stories to all the characters I still really enjoyed this read!I find it very refreshing when the male characters are hard as nail guys and you get the lovey dovey drunk side too Priceless!! [...]


    5. My Dirty Crown by Grace RisataThis book was reviewed by Kathryn Dee for CLiK Book Blog.Ok, so Grace Risata just keeps the funny coming. Her sexy, sizzling characters from My Dirty Detour have made a reappearance in this new short story and you can't help but crack up laughing at their antics. Violet and Rocky, Irina, Dimitry, Vasily and of course Sergio, the whole gang take on a Bikie Gang and a club full of Drag Queenswell, let your imagination run away with you because every implausible situat [...]


    6. This short story follows the very straight laced, naive Violet and her gorgeous ex mafia boyfriend Rocky on another not so straight forward night out. Their antics go from down right dangerous to down right Dirty and flirty. It's hilarious. !!. I had so many images in my head of what they were doing and as for Dmitry Gese guys are badass ex mafia tor goodness sake!!. You really need to read this amazing ,funny storyease Grace Risata keep em coming !!


    7. I have been following this author for awhile and was intrigued when she asked for lines of dialogue from her followers that she would put into a story. Mine line was chosen and so I had to check it out. This author has a unique voice and hilarious dialogue (including my line! Haha). I am very impressed that at her ability to write quickly and completely and still have it be a compelling story. I will definitely check out her other books!


    8. No kidding, my hubby went crazy furious because he was unable to concentrate on the movie he was watching while I was rolling on the floor in burst of laughters.I tried to steal my kindleNO WAY!How a shopping trip might have ended in the weirdest beauty pageant I ever read?I do not know where it slipped in the twilight zone, but it confirms Dmitry has real problem to tell men apart women when dressed with dresses!DMITRY Quote :“where did I take the turn that involved losing my dignity and my u [...]


    9. Our crazy little neurotic friend is back at it. She is still with Rock and getting into trouble. This time they rock it hard in an unexpected way. They are loud and obnoxious, fun and raunchy, loyal and a hoot, mostly they are family. This crew just keeps it going and keeps it fun. Great fast read where the unexpected, well in Violet's case no so much.Great fun fast read that will keep you laughing at their antics.


    10. Crazy adventure!This hilarious short story will have you laughing until your sides hurt. I enjoyed every moment from Chapter one on. The situations these characters find themselves in will leave you in stitches! I read it in just over an hour and couldn't put it down. I'm going back to download the first book in the series to see what I missed, although there was a recap I just have to read it. If you love a good, romantic comedy, this book is for you! Five-stars!🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟


    11. 3.5 stars - A quick short read from Risata, whose writing style I really like, but what the hell did I just read??!! I’m torn between finding it pretty hilarious but also totally random and bizarre! I’d love to get in her head to find out where the inspiration for this short comedy came from. Not my favourite of her work, but looking forward to reading more in the future.


    12. Loved Grace's misadventures of Violet, Rocky, Dimitri and Irina. Drag Queens look out someone is after your crown. A great short story comedy read.


    13. Hilarious!I had such a great time reading this short part of the Rocky and Violet rendezvous, even if it isn't the plan. Well they usually don't get to do the things that are planned, including on date night. However this seems like it was kind of more fun, even if not as romantic. Dmitry get's in all sorts of situations and I was glad see they they all had his back, as he has had theirs in the roughest of times!Grace knows how to crack me up!


    14. I absolutely know I am going to laugh out loud when I read this author's books. They are hilarious and you can definitely see everything as it's happening.I loved the way she started the book giving you the back story of the characters so you don't feel lost if you hadn't read Dirty Detour yet. These are the characters from Dirty Detour and I highly recommend you read it, that book cracked me up!!!Violet can't help herself she gets into trouble everywhere she goes. Doesn't matter where, she's st [...]


    15. ***Received Novel for Review***My Dirty Crown was absolutely hilarious!!I can't remember laughing so much during a read. I honestly cant wait to read more of her novels!♡♡♡I havent read any of the other books before and Im glad I did.I dont even know how to talk about this novel without giving away any details but I recommend to everyone to read this novel, you'll get a kick out of it.


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