The Palace Job

The Palace Job The most powerful man in the republic framed her threw her in prison and stole a priceless elven manuscript from her family With the help of a crack team that includes an illusionist a unicorn a d

  • Title: The Palace Job
  • Author: Patrick Weekes
  • ISBN: 9780987824868
  • Page: 256
  • Format: Paperback
  • The most powerful man in the republic framed her, threw her in prison, and stole a priceless elven manuscript from her family.With the help of a crack team that includes an illusionist, a unicorn, a death priestess, a talking warhammer, and a lad with a prophetic birthmark, Loch must find a way into the floating fortress of Heaven s Spire and get past the magic hunting golThe most powerful man in the republic framed her, threw her in prison, and stole a priceless elven manuscript from her family.With the help of a crack team that includes an illusionist, a unicorn, a death priestess, a talking warhammer, and a lad with a prophetic birthmark, Loch must find a way into the floating fortress of Heaven s Spire and get past the magic hunting golems and infernal sorcerers standing between her and the vault that holds her family s treasure.It d be tricky enough without the military coup and unfolding of an ancient evil prophecy but now the determined and honourable Justicar Pyvic has been assigned to take her in.But hey, every plan has a few hitches From one of the writers that brought you the critically acclaimed Mass Effect video game trilogy comes a new Fantasy twist on the Heist genre.

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    About "Patrick Weekes"

    1. Patrick Weekes

      Patrick Weekes grew up in California and attended Stanford University, where he earned his B.A and M.A in English Literature After attempting to be deep and profound, he discovered that he much prefers to write quippy banter, swashbuckling fight scenes, and parody song lyrics He has sold stories containing the first two elements to several anthologies and magazines.Patrick currently works at the award winning video game company BioWare, on the team that created the critically acclaimed Mass Effect trilogy He is constantly amazed at being surrounded by such incredibly talented people, and also at having gotten the chance to write the aforementioned parody song lyrics for space aliens as part of his day job.

    319 thoughts on “The Palace Job”

    1. Reviewed by: Rabid Reads4.5 starsI'm probably going to horrify a lot of Fantasy lovers by saying this, but . . . I was not a huge fan of THE LIES OF LOCKE LAMORA by Scott Lynch. And believe me, no one was more surprised by that than I was. At the time this review was written, it had a 4.28 average rating on , based on nearly 75k readers. That's nuts. Additionally, the second highest category (after fantasy) the book was shelved on was Adventure, and 25% of readers also shelved it as Crime. And p [...]


    2. "Book, you have the right to a (not-so) speedy trial" reviewTHE DEFENSE - Quite simply, one of the greatest ensemble casts I've ever read! - Whenever I read a book featuring a large group of protagonists, there's inevitably at least one who just doesn't hold my interest. But this time around, it was like every character was in a constant competition to be named my favorite! Everyone in this band of thieves and rogues have their own unique personalities and voices, and I couldn't get enough of an [...]


    3. Thanks to entirely mixed reviews among my friends, I ended up shelving this as do-not-read. However, when offered it as a daily deal, I forgot the details of why I didn't want to read it and decided to see for myself. Concerns included a personal peeve--multiple viewpoints--and a sense that racial issues, while included, are not handled particularly well. Still, a heist often makes for an intriguing and fun read.“A lock-man, a second-storey operator, and somebody who can jigger with the cryst [...]


    4. Who doesn’t love capers? Or maybe I mean shallots…I always mix those two up. Honestly, I’m not entirely sure I love either. Except for capers—that is, of the daring heist variety.Enter The Palace Job. Lots of friends on GR are big fans of this book, and as I am big fans of them AND capers (of the daring heist variety; jury still out on the edible kind until I figure out exactly what they are), I figured I should probably read this book.Let’s see how this book does on the caper necessit [...]


    5. Editorial comment: I wrote half of this review late at night a couple of days ago, and then my iPad ate it while I was off in another screen looking for just the right warhammer pic. iPads can be really stupid and unforgiving that way. I was so frustrated that I grabbed my husband and went off to bed, which pleased him and at least made me feel better about something. So here's my second take at this review, even though it feels like there were some inspired thoughts in my first review that are [...]


    6. BR with my MacHalo Freaks starting April 1, 2015.You know what dear vultures? I'm exhausted. I don't have another review in me right now. And I first read and reviewed this only 4 months ago. So I'm on strike. Yeah, I'm not a squid. I noticed. And your point is?► All you have to know about this book is:① I'm upgrading my rating from 4 to 5 stars because of Justine Eyre's fantastic narration. She is by far the best narrator I've ever listened to.② This is still the greatest gang of misfits [...]


    7. Also reviewed for Addicted2Heroines.The first thing you should know is that I suck when it comes to writing a glowing review. I wish I was one of those people who can eloquently describe how a book made them feel, and then suck you into their review with all those long flowing words. Alas, I guess it's just not meant to be.*sigh*M'kay.OhMyGodThisWasSoMuchFunToRead! Have you ever read a book that just made you grin like an idiot?If not, you seriously need to find some better stuff to readWell, fo [...]


    8. Ugh this book. I'm particularly and wildly devastated that I dislike it so much because it has an excellent premise. Fantasy heists = my favourite things. PLUS it has a huge cast of featuring females (!!!) and the protagonist, Loch, is epic and badass and a woman of colour and criminal thief mastermind of all. Plus you know, CONS AND HEISTS. But yet was absolute torture to read. I've been betrayed. I wail.Note: I'll probably have mild spoilers below so read at own peril.Note #2: I listened to th [...]


    9. I have termed theThe Lies of Locke Lamoraas a blend of Ocean’s Eleven and The Godfather in a fantasy setting. That’s not entirely wrong but I think that I’ve found another book which suited the Ocean’s Eleven tagging even more aptly and that is The Palace Job. For one, the motley crew here was much bigger – all nine of them - and consisted of a truly diverse group of individuals of varying skills and expertise, one of which was actually a non-living item that has a personality of its o [...]


    10. The entire series is on sale for $2.00 each today 8/2/16 Here3.5 This is an A.D.D. person's dream book starsI am not A.D.D. in fact I have a hard time moving onto a new task or train of thought until I’ve amply concluded the one I’m currently having. And that was my struggle with this book and why I didn’t like it nearly as much as all of my friends who gave it 4.5-5 stars. I still very much enjoyed it entire book but it took me until the 40% mark to even get a feel for who all the players [...]


    11. Both of these books are part of the Kindle Daily Deal at $1.99 each on July 24, 2015! This book came highly recommended by several friends. They were all like:And I kept hearing that a main character was a unicorn and stuff. Like, how freaking cool to have a main character be a shape-shifting UNICORN!!!!!!!!!!The characters were the definite highlight. It took awhile for me to figure them all out because there are a lot in this book. Loch is the leader of the gang and reminds me of the chick fro [...]


    12. The Palace Job? Think Ocean's Eleven meets fantasy & adventure. There isn't much else to say really, besides the fact that this book is pure, unadulterated fun.► What makes this book so cool? First and foremost, the cast of characters. What a crew! Unique, colourful (to say the least), resourceful, hilarious and very lovable. Best gang of misfits ever!✔ Loch the very cool, badass ragtag leader.✔ Kail the faithful second in command with his hilarious lines about other people's mothers. [...]


    13. I considered reviewing the first three books in the Rogues of the Republic individually, but in retrospect these books aren't so much discrete books but parts of one overarching story (and in no way related to the fact I took so long to get around to reviewing them I had forgotten some details of them). While there are distinct heists in each of the books there is one plot line that winds its way through each book. I would recommend anyone reading this series to read them consecutively, I think [...]


    14. Well that was fun!The Palace Con is about Isafesira de Lochenville (also known as Loch), who is serving her time in prison, set up by a man who stole her inheritance. But when she escapes, she begins to assemble a crack team involving a unicorn, a young thief, a death priestess and a wizard in order to get back what was taken from her.This book reminds me slightly as a cross between Ocean's Eleven and Gentlemen Bastards. It is witty, and while the humor is not on the same level as Scott Lynch (w [...]


    15. Well, this was so bad it was almost funny. Err I mean - It did not work for me.It has plenty of good reviews and quite a few of my friends liked it - so I gave it a fair chance. Despite the urge to drop it at 30% - I've pushed myself to finish it. And nope. I have not found a one redeeming quality. But let's be constructive:POVs - more than 10 in the first quarter of the book. Every good guy bad guy and their brother get their own perspective. Povs swap as often as twice in one page at times. Co [...]


    16. In my estimation, Heist novels never get old. I love the feel of outsmarting wicked, pompous, and the ideologically Wrong. The constant jabs and Republicans were very funny. I never once forgot that this was a fantasy novel, but I was constantly reminded of how idiotic certain IDEAS are. I giggled, chortled, and even guffawed a few times. Heist novels area always about upsetting the status-quo. That means we need an extremely clear world to be built in order to break it. The Palace Job delivers [...]


    17. 3.75-updated-to-4-solid entertaining-heist-caper stars What's not to like?A motley crew of a kick ass leader, her lieutenant (with classic one-liners), a shapeshifter (who is actually a unicorn with a penchant for seducing young male virgins), a death priestess (who has a talking warhammer), a wizard and duo of thieves and a clueless innocent boy set out to seek revenge from a mean evil villain. Chased by and an honorable (and handsome) person of justice (with his mixed feelings towards the lady [...]


    18. While trapped behind enemy lines, Loch's inheritance was stolen from her. Loch plans to steal the most valuable part of the inheritance back, a priceless elven manuscript. In order to do that Loch along with her trusted friend Kail assemble a colorful team to get the job done.The Palace Job was quite different than I anticipated. The description makes the book sound like it's funny, but I doubt I laughed at anything that happened or was said. I did smile a few times such as when Kail described w [...]


    19. I would have liked to have given this another star but it was really too patchy overall. I liked the humour, I liked the crew. Reviews of the next two in the series are better and I think this is probably because the reader has got familiar with the style of writing and the characters. This was entertaining- very funny in places, a bawdy fantasy crime caper.


    20. I read this entertaining action-packed book when I was having rough days, and it was effectively kept me from stress too much. And as I had mentioned in several previous reviews, I am a sucker of a good rag-tag-team trope, so it was natural that I was tempted to rate as 5 star. From what I perceived when reading this book, I like the voices of characters. They are distinctive for some characters(view spoiler)[. Kail's mother-insult talks is simply the best (hide spoiler)]. As other reviews had m [...]


    21. Dear Mister Weekes,I did not expect to fall in love with this book but you have me ensared these characters wormed their way into my heart fairly quickly and would not let go. Each one of them is BookFamily to me now :)The world building in here is gorgeous and rich, it's easy to sink in and walk the streets to believe in the magical aspects of the whole thing and to root for the characters (and curse the villains ;-))Silestin: Despicable man but truly believing in what he was doing still want t [...]


    22. Update: This was an old review, and so I wanted to say that as far as I know the Kindle version has since been corrected and is now free of the formatting errors and typos. The publisher even contacted me after see this review and was awesome enough to replace my old copy with the fixed one! Plus I'm aware that this book also just got "re-released" so I'm sure everything should be perfect now! Go read it, it's a fun book! A band of thieves plot to pull off the greatest heist ever -- fantasy styl [...]


    23. *** 4.25 ***Buddy read with my wonderful MacHalo Freaks! What a fun ride!!! Fast paced, wildly entertaining and hilariously tender!!! Picture a gang of miscreants, among which we find a master safe-cracker, an acrobat/marshal arts creature or foreigner, whichever fits better, a Death priestess, a sentient talking hammer, an illusory creating mage, an innocent virginal boy called Dairy, coveting that virginal boy Unicorn, Loch, who is a black army kick-ass chick, and Loch's long-time army buddy K [...]


    24. Former scout captain Loch (described as a woman of color; I picture her like Zoe Washburn from FIREFLY) and her buddy Kail go out to gather a crew in order to steal a manuscript from the most power, and corrupt, figure in the Republic, who rules from a castle in an airborne city.Secrets and powers fly around like lightning and thunder as the story unfolds at breakneck pace.The voice is terrific, vivid and funny, the heroes awesome; they are painted in somewhat broad strokes, and I was confused b [...]


    25. (Audiobook) This was tons of fun. Narrator Justine Eyre was outstanding. Should you read it? YES(Testing out my short form review steez.)


    26. Buddy Read with my wonderful MacHalo GirlsThis book isglorious . How could it not ? It features:-An ancient talking warhammer.-A death priestess who used to be a love priestess.-A woman of color as the commandant.[image error]-One of the most amazing male/female friendships I've seen in a long time.And really, any book featuring a horny unicorn is bound to be a fucking winner.


    27. This book was just so much fun that it was easy to overlook a few clunkily written passages. I will paraphrase a sentiment I frequently saw in other reviews -- this is Ocean's Eleven meets Dungeons & Dragons. And what else could that be besides fun?First of all, every novel's opening should be as exciting as the jailbreak that gets this party started. Talk about getting the reader's attention. And it doesn't let up there. The plot speeds right along, collecting the rogues gallery that will a [...]


    28. Buddy-read with the Badger of my Snake -Loads of craziness awaited. NOW.I used the original art from the wonderful Emma Ehrling to create my pict.


    29. Still chewing on this one. The battles were awesome and the characters were fun, but there wasn't much to it besides that. The world was never fully explained and the "that's what your mom said" jokes wore thin after a while. I didn't not like it but I thought it could have been so much more than a fantasy Ocean's 11 knock-off.


    30. ~3.5I love heists. I can't really explain why. It probably has something to do with the planning involved in the exploit, and the large cast of colorful characters, and the delicious twists within twists. Honestly, I have a hard time defining their magic, since one of the most ubiquitous aspects of heist stories--namely, that you can't actually think about the sequence of events without realizing that the whole thing is a haphazard heap of Refrigerator Logic tenuously upheld by unrealistic event [...]


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